I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near Ground Zero.
We should allow it but in order to promote tolerance, I propose
that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance in the mosque.
We could call it “The Turban Cowboy” or “You Mecca Me Hot”. Next door could be a
butcher shop that specializes in pork and across the street a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret!!
PLEASE TAKE THIS ONE QUESTION TEST AND BE HONEST IT WILL DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE !!!!
The One (1) Question Test
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You’re trying to shoot career making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar.. you suddenly realize who they are.
It’s Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.
You have two options:
You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world’s most powerful people.
NOW,Here’s the question - and please give an honest answer…
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
