comrade obama jokes
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
o Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
o A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.
o Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
o A: A fund raiser.
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o Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a
penitentiary?
o A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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o Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
o A: America!
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o Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
o A: Bo has papers.
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o Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers”
program?
o A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
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