Monthly Archives: November 2009

best of craigslist: To the Father of an Unruly Child At Plato’s Closet

Date: 2009-09-28, 11:28PM CDT To the Young Father of an Unruly Child At Plato’s Closet: Thank You. At first, I thought you were desperate for female attention, simply coming into Plato’s Closet to allow your 1-year-old son to constantly be underfoot, crawling about the floor, in between clothing racks, in between my legs, etc, in [...]

The Dinner Roll …

Once upon a time I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President. I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics. There was some talk that my industry was being scrutinized by the administration, but I paid it no mind.  I [...]

obama solves riddle

Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?” “Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Obama frowns “But how do I know the people around [...]

yes, racism and prejudice comes in all colors

President Bush welcomes Iranian leader to UN

Jack Webb schools comrade obama

have you seen the john murtha airport? your tax dollars at work

what’s he gonna tell oprah?

get the idea?

nobel prize….it’s a real cracker jack