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OK…..so it seems I should post on here more often…..was doing well and then got kinda slack.

Actually thinking about doing an open forum on here for people to post…..something like “Reasons you can bite me” or “You suck and here’s why”.

This would allow people to vent a little bit about whatever they liked.

Leave a comment on this post if you would like to see this.

Wildman

Published: Jan 6, 2010

SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. (AP) – Some Orange County nudists are fuming over the burial of a rotting sea lion carcass on a San Onofre beach. The naturists said Tuesday that state parks officials buried the animal on the beach near Trail 6, which used to be clothing-optional until officials cracked down in 2008. Allen Baylis said the dead animal’s fin sticks out of the sand just a few yards from a volleyball court near where people still sunbathe naked. He said the stench is so overpowering it will keep people away.

The park’s maintenance chief, Steve Scott, said his crews had to move the 10-foot sea lion from where it was found because of crowds and erosion on that beach.

Scott said it was not their intention to offend or inconvenience the nudists.

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Information from: The Orange County Register, http://www.ocregister.com

© 2010 The Associated Press

A retired man  went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card

advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked

the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; “The job entails getting the ladies ready for

the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them

down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and

gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the

gynecologist’s examination.

The annual salary is $65,000, and you’ll have to go to Billings, MT. That’s about

550 miles from here.”

“Good grief, is that where the job is?”

“No sir. That’s where the end of the application line is located right now.”